how to act like celebrity..

still remember about my red tiny guide book?? this article also adapted from that book.. (i mean, i re-write this article from my book,,)

you can create an aura of mystery and celebrity around yourself by acting like the hottest A-lister in town

• buy a pair of enormous sunglasses and wear them all the time, even at night and when you are indoor.
• say things like, “No photograph, please.” and “i just wish my fans would leave me alone, i need ‘me’ time”
• always look immaculately groomed, even if you are just going to supermarket
• get yourself an entourage to follow you everywhere (walking a few paces behind you, obviously)
• always look bored, even if you are having fun
• pout a lot
• always order something that not listed on menu, and send it back even when it delicious..
• practice signing autograph. your signature should be flamboyant and completely unreadable.
• ask your father to wear a chauffeur’s hat whenever he drives you somewhere

yeah, i think, that shorts of things are quite good to make some sensation around you… LOL…